- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Chuck does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and kill.
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