Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Chuck Norris

I was searching the internet and came across a fun website dedicated to Chuck Norris facts. Below are some of my favorite ones.* Click HERE to visit the website and learn more fun facts about the action adventure hero.
  1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

  2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

  3. Chuck does not sleep. He waits.

  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

  5. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and kill.
The above-referenced facts and banner belong to the Chuck Norris Facts website.

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