Tuesday, August 30, 2005

The Miguel Lebanon Conspiracy**

It has come to my attention that someone or something is conspiring to silence Miguel Lebanon. Several of his most recent comments have been "deleted" from the comment section of various PiB postings. Little buddy, I want you to know that I am not the one behind this conspiracy. I would never delete your commits, unless they were stupid, inconsiderate, dumb, arrogant, racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-American, anti-Christian, mean spirited, and /or contains fowl language. PiB doesn't believe in censorship - the First Amendment is strictly enforced. Say what you like.* Furthermore, I constantly look forward to your enlighten and sarcastic comments everytime I post. I pledge to you that I will get to the bottom of this travesty.

* I'm just joking. Don't say what you like. Free thinking is not allowed, especially if its stupid, inconsiderate, dumb, arrogant, racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-American, anti-Christian, mean spirited, and /or contains fowl language.

** I'm totally having fun with this post. It's Tuesday!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah its a plot by the MAN to keep me down. i dont know what has happened to them but its good to know that your on my side.

S. Dash said...

You're right - the MAN is trying to keep you down. I won't allow it to happen on my site though. Fight the POWER!